Who would want to resist the long boot of the law? It’s not like it’s got spikes on it or anything.

This is Melvin Li here, with another one of Melvin’s Opinion.

Resisters? More like trait-sistors

Myself, my wife, and a few of the good people at Mayor Minopoly’s office had a really long chat the other day about the ups and downs of our town being home to a resistance group.

On one hand, it’s great to see people getting into their community spirit and joining a new club. It’s important to stay social in this day and age, or else you might go insane (just ask Old Man McGregor).

On the other hand, they’re horrible traitors and they deserve to be hung by their toes until their heads pop.

That’s what my wife and I were convinced of at length, anyway, and I definitely, openly agree with the Mayor’s opinion.

Yes. This is Melvin Li, coming out in support of Mayor Minopoly and resolutely condemning the Resistors. In fact, if the Resistors happened to resist in my street outside my particular house which they know where it is, I would be mollified. My wife and I would have to run out of the door and take it up with them personally. Oh boy would we be so mad to see them standing there, some time in the evening when most people are asleep, attempting to resist in our general direction.

They’d really get a piece of my mind.

– Melvin