They’re PANTS with CHAIR LEGS built into them.

Just walk around and sit your ass down wherever you like.

Hi, it’s Miriam here from Shoulda Wooda and wouldn’t ya know it but we’ve just created the town’s greatest new invention.

If you’re tired of walking around all day, toiling away on your many tasks while your feet ache and burn and dissolve, then you need CHAIR PANTS.

No more looking for a place to sit down that isn’t occupied.

No more avoiding public benches out of fear of the termites.

No more standing around awkwardly while people you don’t know too well talk about subjects you aren’t a part of.

With CHAIR PANTS from Shoulda Wooda, all you need to do is sit down. Because you’ve worked hard enough.

Get into Shoulda Wooda while stocks last.

– Miriam