Hi all, hope you’ve had a nice week.

If you’re reading this, then you’re not on the list of death notices for this week, so congratulations! I think you deserve a drink or two. Maybe not from the Dead Man’s Bridge well, though – avoid that if you know what’s good for ya.

Official death notices

1. Stuart Zhang
   • Last words: “What do you mean? There’s nothing wrong with the water from this well.”
2. Martha Ridcully
   • Last words: Unknown screams
3. Jane Ridcully
   • Last words: Unknown screams
4. Laura Ridcully
   • Last words: Unknown screams
5. Rupert Ridcully
   • Last words: Unknown screams
6. Rosa Ridcully
   • Last words: Unknown screams

Bloody hell, is that what happened at the Ridcully’s then, is it? And here’s me yelling at their hovel for them to shut up. Ah well, what’s done is done.

May their souls all rest in peace.

– Flynn Harris