Who would want to resist the long boot of the law? It’s not like it’s got spikes on it or anything. This is Melvin Li here, with another one of Melvin’s Opinion. Resisters? More like trait-sistors Myself, my wife, and a few of the good people at Mayor Minopoly’s office had a really long chat […]
Read moreIn a rare moment, Melvin Li has seen the light on some of his old opinions and is directly contradicting them today.
Read moreMayor Minopoly has unveiled his new policies for the town, and Melvin Li is less than pleased about it. Here he explains why.
Read moreIt’s been about a month since I was out of prison now. I’ve been asking around some fellow ex-cons and lemme tell ya: the Crumble prison system is a heap of steaming bullshit. Just about anyone could escape! This is Melvin Li here, with another one of Melvin’s Opinions. What happened to our prison? Yeah […]
Read moreBack in my day, folk used to mess each other up when they wanted to lead. It wasn’t a perfect system, but it worked. What do we have now? Well… This is Melvin Li here, with another one of Melvin’s Opinions. The good old days It’s no secret that I preferred the good old days, […]
Read moreWhat. The. HELL does a town the size of Crumble want some wandering, gun-mad stranger for anyhow? This is Melvin Li here, with another one of Melvin’s Opinions. A wolfcat in sheep’s clothing Today, I’m writing because I’m Pissed Off with how us mere, puny mortals are expected to fawn and delight over some over-exaggerated […]
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