Hello valued readers of the Crumble Bulletin. We’re here today to address some letters we’ve received regarding the most recent of events around our beautiful, perfect town. In fact, your letters have been streaming in at a near-constant rate, which we’ve only just managed to halt since we forcefully dismantled Helga Twohearts’ letter-gun that she’d […]
Read moreBulletin Updates, Issue #3, Letters to the Editor
Crumble Bulletin officially warned by Mayor’s Office
The Crumble Bulletin has received an official and written warning from the mayor's office to stop producing any further Call to Arms posters. Read more here.
Read moreWhile we wait for the stage to be fully repaired and for the nightmares of Alex Alexson Sr Sr’s truly horrific screams to finally stop repeating themselves over and over and over and over in our heads, let’s take the time to go through some more of Mary’s pile of letters! Dear editor, I’ve attended […]
Read moreWhile we all wait for our brave, magnificent hero to find that sneaky job listing in the town square, let’s take a moment to review some of the letters the Crumble Bulletin has received recently. After I put out a call for responses yesterday, Mary’s been flat out sorting through all the mail! Don’t know how she […]
Read moreI’ve spoken with a few of you since my last bulletin post about this hero we got in Crumble, and I’m hearing a lot of mixed messages. Edwina Packard writes… Dear editor, I know everyone is gushing about this damn hero, but all I gots to say are bad words. Words my mammy would slap […]
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