This Lost and Found poster given to the Crumble Bulletin accurately sums up what life is like in this little post-apocalyptic hell.
Read moreYour life is boring, you know it to be true. Every day you wake up, you skip breakfast because it fights back (and it’s stronger than you). You go about the day’s mindless tasks, fixing something, digging something, massaging something, and then you go home – skipping dinner, because it’s still stronger than you. If […]
Read moreAre you ready to start typing, Mary? Oh, you’re already typing? Argh, dammit Mary, not this again. OK, calm yourself, Flynn. The mayor is coming and you need to act like a professional. OK, calm. Calming thoughts – like dead wolfcats, floating gently down a river, hissing and sizzling with quiet pops in the acid water. […]
Read moreHi all, you’ll be lucky to get a complete list of Death Notices at his point I think, as the situation is developing rapidly, I’m already drunk, and it’s nearly time for me to go home and stop reporting. That said, we have been receiving some names and hearing a few more through the grapevine, […]
Read moreThree blocks of downtown Crumble have been cordoned off due to intense rioting post Mr Minopoly's election. Fighting is expected to continue.
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