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Issue #3, Melvin's Opinions

Melvin’s Opinions: I was wrong to think the new policies suck

In a rare moment, Melvin Li has seen the light on some of his old opinions and is directly contradicting them today.

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Bulletin Updates, Issue #3

WANTED: Flynn Harris. Have you seen this individual?

The detestable human being known as Flynn Harris is wanted by the Mayor's Office and sheriff's department. Any citizens who know of his whereabouts are encouraged to step forwards with information, or to attack Mr Harris if he isn't looking.

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Cartoons, Issue #3

Higgins’ Toons: How to stay elected in Crumble

How do you stay elected in a rough, post-apocalyptic fictional town like Crumble? Higgins' latest toon has the answer.

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Bulletin Updates, Issue #3

Flynn fired – Crumble Bulletin gets new writer

Flynn Harris has been fired from the Crumble Bulletin, to be replaced by "politically unbias" Leonard Leonardo, who was appointed by the mayor.

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Bulletin Updates, Issue #3

Minopoly responds to policy concerns

After heavy criticism, Mayor Minopoly has finally responded to the Crumble Bulletin about his controversial policies.

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Bulletin Updates, Issue #3

Please poo in a toilet – the street doesn’t count!

They invented shit-pits for a reason, and folks ain't using them. Stop pooing on the street and do it on a toilet, says Dr Goldstein.

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Bulletin Updates, Issue #3

An investigation – who is the REAL mayor? Pt. 2

In Part 2 of this special Crumble Bulletin investigation, Flynn uncovers dastardly new policies from inside Minopoly HQ.

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Bulletin Updates, Issue #3

An investigation – who is the REAL mayor? Pt. 1

In part one of this hard-hitting investigative feature, Flynn Harris uncovers some dark questions about Crumble's new mayor.

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Bulletin Updates, Issue #3, Letters to the Editor

Crumble Bulletin officially warned by Mayor’s Office

The Crumble Bulletin has received an official and written warning from the mayor's office to stop producing any further Call to Arms posters. Read more here.

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Bulletin Updates, Issue #3

Call for individuals! Just people on their own, definitely not groups

With both mobbing and grouping banned by Mayor Minopoly, the Crumble Bulletin is calling on individuals to protest on their own, but in one place.

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