Who would want to resist the long boot of the law? It’s not like it’s got spikes on it or anything. This is Melvin Li here, with another one of Melvin’s Opinion. Resisters? More like trait-sistors Myself, my wife, and a few of the good people at Mayor Minopoly’s office had a really long chat […]
Read moreProductivity After a downturn in productivity last update, I’m delighted and happified to report that productivity is up slightly, at a rate of 5.4%. This is in large part due to the new influx in jobs brought about by the Mayor Minopoly regime. Forecasts indicate that as more disgusting little hovels are legally demolished and […]
Read moreResistance is a core part of what makes Crumble folk great. We resisted the Waste, we resisted the Overlords, and now we resist Minopoly. We are organising Super Secret Meetings all over town and surrounds. If you want to join, we’ll find you. If we don’t find you … sorry. It’s pretty hard organising Super […]
Read moreThe no-good, criminal-turned-criminal-again Crusty Higgins has been declared Wanted by the sheriffs office after being charged with helping the so-called Resisters. Henceforth, forthwith and forever more until Death does his part, anyone harbouring the known fugitive and quite rude human being known as Crusty Higgins will face the full force of the law. And, given […]
Read moreDear readers, We are aware of the distressing nature of our most recent content, which contained a hideous drawing of Mayor Minopoly as well as some rather disturbing prose, signed by the so-called Resisters. Disregard it all. Cast if from your simple minds. Hit yourselves on the head, if it must be so. Here at […]
Read moreWe are the Risisters! We’ve hijacked the Crumble Bulletin’s bulletin board to bring you a dire warning. To all those who still defend Mayor Minopoly after all he’s done – the homes, the money, the insults, the so many ‘what whats’ (honestly it’s just…so annoying to listen to) – we have a warning for you. […]
Read moreHello valued readers of the Crumble Bulletin. We’re here today to address some letters we’ve received regarding the most recent of events around our beautiful, perfect town. In fact, your letters have been streaming in at a near-constant rate, which we’ve only just managed to halt since we forcefully dismantled Helga Twohearts’ letter-gun that she’d […]
Read moreProductivity is important in a township's life, and now thanks to this new Crumble Bulletin special series, you can read all about the ups and downs of the town economy.
Read moreMost an ear has been found near Old Man McGregor's hovel. Please check the sides of your head, or indeed wherever your ears are located, to see if it is yours.
Read moreBetty’s Big Bread is proud to introduce our new, fabulous baked treat – Bread 2.0. Why we reckon Bread 2.0 is the next best thing since Bread 1.0! But why buy some swanky new loaf when you could stick with your favourite old logs that Betty’s Big Bread has been crafting so superbly for over […]
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