Howdy dowdy rowdy everyone, we’ve got a super special interview lined up for you today! After writing numerous letters, begging at the foot of their HQ, and offering a couple of my closest friends as sacrifice, I’ve finally gotten the Overlords to agree to a sit-down! Even better, Overlord Primarch itself will be joining me […]
Read moreWhile we wait for the stage to be fully repaired and for the nightmares of Alex Alexson Sr Sr’s truly horrific screams to finally stop repeating themselves over and over and over and over in our heads, let’s take the time to go through some more of Mary’s pile of letters! Dear editor, I’ve attended […]
Read moreThe third mayorship debate has been postponed due to repairs being needed on the stage. Most of it collapsed after the fire, and it took a while to pry Alex’s charred fingers off the desky thing (which survived, would you believe). Not to mention the fact that the Overlords are still reclaiming the lost melty […]
Read moreWelcome to the second Crumble debate, being reported sort-of live by me, your favourite writer, drinking buddy, and occasional awkward love partner – Flynn Harris. Right, enough of my bollocks, let’s get stuck into some political bollocks. Today’s debate begins It’s another cloudy afternoon here in Crumble, but at least it stopped raining acid! That […]
Read moreToday we have a very special guest with us here at the Crumble Bulletin. Mr Minopoly – our very own town financial guru – has come in today to talk to us about his election campaign, and why we should all vote for him. Like my interview with Half-Faced Gemma six lifetimes ago, Mary will […]
Read moreHi all, welcome to Crumble’s first ever Election Debate. This is being covered by me live, but of course it won’t be live by the time you read it. But I’m doing it live, so it’s Live Coverage. Big thanks to Crusty Higgins for doing rushed sketches of what’s going on, so we can publish […]
Read moreIf you haven’t heard the news, the first Crumble Election Season Debate Thingy is happening in just a few hours. Gather your asses at the town square! Bring the rest of you, too. No, I’m not making a joke. I don’t want to see a bunch of limbs and body parts lying around – sort […]
Read moreOnly one person in this mayoral race has experience running a town. During my tenure as father and mayor of Alex’s Town, I increased productivity among my brood by 315%, economic output by 231%, forced-reported happiness by 53%, and town beautification by 15% (by removing the corpses of the last Alex family from the gallows […]
Read moreTownsfolk of Crumble, I’m gonna make this simple. I know everything there is to know about you, and I’m prepared to share it mercilessly. I know the affair that is happening at the west end of Bendy Road. I know who killed Bruntilda the Mighty. I know who’s been spending a little too much time […]
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