Hi all, Miriam from Shoulda Wooda here, with a big thanks first off to Flynn an’ Mary an’ that for lettin’ me post on this here Bulletin. Wood Wood. I just love the word. Woooooood Half the town is built with the stuff, an’ Shoulda Wooda studies have shown that the other half will be […]
Read moreWhat. The. HELL does a town the size of Crumble want some wandering, gun-mad stranger for anyhow? This is Melvin Li here, with another one of Melvin’s Opinions. A wolfcat in sheep’s clothing Today, I’m writing because I’m Pissed Off with how us mere, puny mortals are expected to fawn and delight over some over-exaggerated […]
Read moreThis is a public service announcement. There’s a ruddy virus going around Crumble and it’s making folk real sick. Medical units from Overlord Command got in touch with the Bulletin and told us that it’s spreading ’cause you folk aren’t washing your damn hands after touching gross stuff (like yourselves). Granted, they also told us […]
Read moreSo, I’ve been hearing plenty of different stories from all of you about this wandering adventurer we gots here in Crumble. Thank you all for your letters, passing feedback, and for whichever one of you left a corpse with a note tied to it – the information has been very helpful (but please come collect […]
Read moreMorning all! Plenty of you have been asking for a regular death notices update so you can keep track of all the gossip, so if you could please send in details of your recently deceased, I’ll compile them regularly and publish them here in the Bulletin. NB: If your relative has become deceased but then […]
Read moreGeneral Archibald Archibald is looking for brave young men, women, and anyone else suitable to help him defend the innocent people of Crumble from the existential flora threat. You’d be forgiven for thinking Crumble is a safe, happy place. But not a few miles as the gullpidgeon flies to the northwest lies a terrible, monstrous […]
Read moreI’ve spoken with a few of you since my last bulletin post about this hero we got in Crumble, and I’m hearing a lot of mixed messages. Edwina Packard writes… Dear editor, I know everyone is gushing about this damn hero, but all I gots to say are bad words. Words my mammy would slap […]
Read moreMorning all! If you’ve been around the town centre at any point today, you’ll have no doubt noticed that we have ourselves our very own Crumble heroic adventurer – finally! Now, I know you’ve all been waiting a long time for one of these … what was it that Johnny Wilkes used to call them […]
Read moreHi there, thanks for popping by and checking out your new favourite local publication, the Crumble Bulletin. Here at the Bulletin office, myself and my fellow teammates – Melvin, Higgins and Mary – are delighted to be able to bring you all the latest news, public announcements, entertainment and gossip, straight from the horse’s mouth. […]
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