Apologies for the day-late Death Notices, I hope you’re still alive this week and not dismembered in any way. Bloody tits, that rampaging Waste Beast was huge, wasn’t it? Don’t think I’ve ever seen one so big. Donald really screwed up this time. Anyway, notices are a little bit longer this week, so you can probably […]
Read moreEverybody run like you gotta purpose! Donald’s posse didn’t kill the Waste Beast. HIDE! It’s OK to shit yourself. I already have! – Flynn Harris
Read moreWe’ve just heard word that Donald Hugh – whose wee lad got et by a Waste Beast not too long ago – is putting together a posse to go take down the beast that’s prowling around the road to One Acre. IT IS STUPIDLY IMPORTANT THAT HE DOES NOT ATTACK THAT CREATURE I spoke with travelling […]
Read moreOverlord Command has just gotten in touch with Mary and said that there is a large Waste Beast prowling the foothills near the Queen’s Town-One Acre road, not far from Crumble. Do not head in that direction! According to the Overlord Mary spoke with, this creature “has been in the area on more than one […]
Read moreSALE ON AT STEVE AND OLIVIA’S STICK CENTRE. Get 50% off all STICKS. Big sticks, small sticks, doesn’t matter! Half price on all sticks at Steve and Olivia’s Stick Centre! Why buy at Steve and Olivia’s Stick Centre? Here’s why: Got an octorat problem after Bob Harker’s stall got kicked over? HIT ‘EM WITH A […]
Read moreIf you are reading this … rejoice!* Crumble’s hero problem will soon be over – she took the job. Our predictions for how this’ll end So, slaying 30 man-eating trees is an effort in of itself, to be fair. But Mary outdid herself on coming up with the specifics of our job listing. For sure, […]
Read moreWhile we all wait for our brave, magnificent hero to find that sneaky job listing in the town square, let’s take a moment to review some of the letters the Crumble Bulletin has received recently. After I put out a call for responses yesterday, Mary’s been flat out sorting through all the mail! Don’t know how she […]
Read moreHi all, hope you’ve had a nice week. If you’re reading this, then you’re not on the list of death notices for this week, so congratulations! I think you deserve a drink or two. Maybe not from the Dead Man’s Bridge well, though – avoid that if you know what’s good for ya. Official death […]
Read moreRemember the incident that gave the Red Pools their name? You can thank Mary for this most excellent and sneaky idea. Say goodbye to the hero! – Flynn Harris
Read moreThe plot thickens, so they say. Well, this watery storyline has congealed … into soup! And … and blood! A bloody soup smothers Crumble OK, we all know now that this adventurer is causing trouble. Jobs unfinished, people out of pocket, and someone, SOMEONE, has kicked over Bob Harker’s food stall down in the main […]
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