Walk around the township and you’ll see plenty of hovels in a state of disrepair. We’re not going to point any fingers at who is to blame for this widespread destruction, but we can’t sweep it under the rug and pretend it isn’t there, either. That said, good on Old Man McGregor for giving it […]
Read moreOooooh boy. I think it’s safe to say that the mob got out of hand. Let this post serve as the Crumble Bulletin’s official apology – we meant to cause harm, but not to the citizens of Crumble. See official statement below: Crumble Bulletin official apology Citizens of Crumble, It is with our most humble […]
Read moreIf your pansy ass isn’t outside the Curmble Bulletin right now, you’re gonna regret it. I’m literally holding an axe as I write up this update. Someone just sharpened it with a skull. A SKULL. That means Ima ready for mobbing. There’s a great turnout here tonight. I’m seeing people young, old, big, small, ugly, gorgeous. […]
Read moreWhen you’re desperately trying to survive a post-nuclear paradise like the Waste, safety is of paramount importance. Just ask Mary – in her early days, she got up to all kinds of mischief, but she’s still standing now. This evening’s mob could be one of two things: A fun family outing where the kids get […]
Read moreA reminder to you all, the angry mob will be gathering at nightfall this weekend. YOU WILL NEED TO BRING YOUR OWN WEAPONS. Please see our previous post about the specifics on this. What is the current plan of attack? This mob is forming to oust you-know-who from our town once and for all. No […]
Read moreCitizens of Crumble. Higgins, Melvin, and I are putting together an angry mob for this weekend. You can already guess the reason. See below for further information: What type of mob will it be? We are going with a classic Crumble mob, with ugliest, angriest faces in a row of about 10 people for our front […]
Read moreSorry, folks – quick retraction from this week’s death notices. The semi-intact body of Old Man McGregor turned up at the office and has declared himself alive and able-bodied. Looks like hell, though. Quite the odour following him about, too. Well, more so than usual. If you can still read, Mr McGregor, please clean yourself […]
Read moreAs some of you will have seen this morning, cleaning up after the rampaging Waste Beast is now the least of our concerns… The hero of Crumble has returned, successful. The return of the adventurer Cast your mind back to about a week ago. You’ll remember that we put out a little notice suggesting that the […]
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