As some of you will have seen this morning, cleaning up after the rampaging Waste Beast is now the least of our concerns… The hero of Crumble has returned, successful. The return of the adventurer Cast your mind back to about a week ago. You’ll remember that we put out a little notice suggesting that the […]
Read moreEverybody run like you gotta purpose! Donald’s posse didn’t kill the Waste Beast. HIDE! It’s OK to shit yourself. I already have! – Flynn Harris
Read moreWe’ve just heard word that Donald Hugh – whose wee lad got et by a Waste Beast not too long ago – is putting together a posse to go take down the beast that’s prowling around the road to One Acre. IT IS STUPIDLY IMPORTANT THAT HE DOES NOT ATTACK THAT CREATURE I spoke with travelling […]
Read moreOverlord Command has just gotten in touch with Mary and said that there is a large Waste Beast prowling the foothills near the Queen’s Town-One Acre road, not far from Crumble. Do not head in that direction! According to the Overlord Mary spoke with, this creature “has been in the area on more than one […]
Read moreSALE ON AT STEVE AND OLIVIA’S STICK CENTRE. Get 50% off all STICKS. Big sticks, small sticks, doesn’t matter! Half price on all sticks at Steve and Olivia’s Stick Centre! Why buy at Steve and Olivia’s Stick Centre? Here’s why: Got an octorat problem after Bob Harker’s stall got kicked over? HIT ‘EM WITH A […]
Read moreIf you are reading this … rejoice!* Crumble’s hero problem will soon be over – she took the job. Our predictions for how this’ll end So, slaying 30 man-eating trees is an effort in of itself, to be fair. But Mary outdid herself on coming up with the specifics of our job listing. For sure, […]
Read moreRemember the incident that gave the Red Pools their name? You can thank Mary for this most excellent and sneaky idea. Say goodbye to the hero! – Flynn Harris
Read moreThe plot thickens, so they say. Well, this watery storyline has congealed … into soup! And … and blood! A bloody soup smothers Crumble OK, we all know now that this adventurer is causing trouble. Jobs unfinished, people out of pocket, and someone, SOMEONE, has kicked over Bob Harker’s food stall down in the main […]
Read moreG’day, all! Murder Matt here from Murder Matt’s Mud Emporium! Look around ya, right now. Go on, do it. A full three-sixty. Whadda ya see? A crumbling Crumble, that’s what. Wood fallin’ off everythin’ – rottin’, goin’ all soggy. But wait, what’s that up the street? Old Betty’s hovel is standing tall an’ proud, an’ […]
Read moreHi all, Miriam from Shoulda Wooda here, with a big thanks first off to Flynn an’ Mary an’ that for lettin’ me post on this here Bulletin. Wood Wood. I just love the word. Woooooood Half the town is built with the stuff, an’ Shoulda Wooda studies have shown that the other half will be […]
Read more