It’s been an exciting day here at the Crumble Bulletin. Mary and I have been running around like headless mutants talking to people, gathering up all sorts of colourful banners and just generally being useful. Well, Mary was. I sat here and drank all day. First two candidates announced The first two candidates have stepped […]
Read moreMary handed me a letter today that I think speaks for many of the younger Crumble folk. Once I wiped all the green ooze off the paper, it said this: Dear editor, I’m confused about somethin’, and not just why my eyes keep meltin’ without me askin’ them to. It sounds like bein’ mayor is hard […]
Read moreBREAKING BREAKING BREAKING! Mayor Tom, after lasting a good decade, has finally decided he’s had enough of political life and will be retiring within the next few weeks. He told Mary at the pub that the pressures of making important decisions for us townsfolk, coupled with managing the administrative work from Overlord Command and being […]
Read moreWalk around the township and you’ll see plenty of hovels in a state of disrepair. We’re not going to point any fingers at who is to blame for this widespread destruction, but we can’t sweep it under the rug and pretend it isn’t there, either. That said, good on Old Man McGregor for giving it […]
Read moreOooooh boy. I think it’s safe to say that the mob got out of hand. Let this post serve as the Crumble Bulletin’s official apology – we meant to cause harm, but not to the citizens of Crumble. See official statement below: Crumble Bulletin official apology Citizens of Crumble, It is with our most humble […]
Read moreIf your pansy ass isn’t outside the Curmble Bulletin right now, you’re gonna regret it. I’m literally holding an axe as I write up this update. Someone just sharpened it with a skull. A SKULL. That means Ima ready for mobbing. There’s a great turnout here tonight. I’m seeing people young, old, big, small, ugly, gorgeous. […]
Read moreWhen you’re desperately trying to survive a post-nuclear paradise like the Waste, safety is of paramount importance. Just ask Mary – in her early days, she got up to all kinds of mischief, but she’s still standing now. This evening’s mob could be one of two things: A fun family outing where the kids get […]
Read moreA reminder to you all, the angry mob will be gathering at nightfall this weekend. YOU WILL NEED TO BRING YOUR OWN WEAPONS. Please see our previous post about the specifics on this. What is the current plan of attack? This mob is forming to oust you-know-who from our town once and for all. No […]
Read moreCitizens of Crumble. Higgins, Melvin, and I are putting together an angry mob for this weekend. You can already guess the reason. See below for further information: What type of mob will it be? We are going with a classic Crumble mob, with ugliest, angriest faces in a row of about 10 people for our front […]
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