This ad was paid for by the Vote Mr Minopoly Campaign. And by that we mean it was paid for by all of us, because he probably has our money. And don’t ask me what any of these candidates are standing for, because I still don’t really know. Maybe we did need those debates after […]
Read moreMateys and potateys, welcome to the third Crumble debate! This is the final of the series, with voting scheduled to take place not long after the conclusion of tonight’s big event. The smog has been shining all day and here at the Bulletin, we’re taking that as a good sign. So, let’s get stuck into the […]
Read moreYou read right, folks! The stage is fully repaired (well … replaced) and we’re back in action for a third Crumble Electoral Debate, or whatever it is we’ve been calling this series. So, who will you be coming out to support? Mr Minopoly Murder Matt Edwina Packard Bring your best banners, your prettiest picket signs, […]
Read moreA dangerous criminal has broken free from Crumble Prison after a large hole was kicked in a cell wall the other night. This criminal – who goes by the name Two-Headed Joe/Moe (depending which head you ask) – is considered highly dangerous. He will not hesitate to stab you, beat you with his fists, beat […]
Read moreHowdy dowdy rowdy everyone, we’ve got a super special interview lined up for you today! After writing numerous letters, begging at the foot of their HQ, and offering a couple of my closest friends as sacrifice, I’ve finally gotten the Overlords to agree to a sit-down! Even better, Overlord Primarch itself will be joining me […]
Read moreThe third mayorship debate has been postponed due to repairs being needed on the stage. Most of it collapsed after the fire, and it took a while to pry Alex’s charred fingers off the desky thing (which survived, would you believe). Not to mention the fact that the Overlords are still reclaiming the lost melty […]
Read moreWelcome to the second Crumble debate, being reported sort-of live by me, your favourite writer, drinking buddy, and occasional awkward love partner – Flynn Harris. Right, enough of my bollocks, let’s get stuck into some political bollocks. Today’s debate begins It’s another cloudy afternoon here in Crumble, but at least it stopped raining acid! That […]
Read moreToday we have a very special guest with us here at the Crumble Bulletin. Mr Minopoly – our very own town financial guru – has come in today to talk to us about his election campaign, and why we should all vote for him. Like my interview with Half-Faced Gemma six lifetimes ago, Mary will […]
Read moreHi all, welcome to Crumble’s first ever Election Debate. This is being covered by me live, but of course it won’t be live by the time you read it. But I’m doing it live, so it’s Live Coverage. Big thanks to Crusty Higgins for doing rushed sketches of what’s going on, so we can publish […]
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