Some of us have had enough of Mayor Minopoly and are gathering to "protest" his corrupt government. Who's in? Enquire at the Bulletin office.
Read moreIn an official press release, Overlord Command has announced not only satisfaction with Crumble's new mayor, but also rare praise.
Read moreToo many undeceased deceased are being found on the corpse wagon, and Glenn is threatening to stop the free service if things don't change.
Read moreIf a Waste Beast were to attack you during your travels, would you be prepared? You could be with this simple infographic.
Read moreThere are new sheriffs in Crumble, and reports coming in suggest their primary crime-fighting tool is violence. But are we safer?
Read moreYour life is boring, you know it to be true. Every day you wake up, you skip breakfast because it fights back (and it’s stronger than you). You go about the day’s mindless tasks, fixing something, digging something, massaging something, and then you go home – skipping dinner, because it’s still stronger than you. If […]
Read moreAre you ready to start typing, Mary? Oh, you’re already typing? Argh, dammit Mary, not this again. OK, calm yourself, Flynn. The mayor is coming and you need to act like a professional. OK, calm. Calming thoughts – like dead wolfcats, floating gently down a river, hissing and sizzling with quiet pops in the acid water. […]
Read moreThree blocks of downtown Crumble have been cordoned off due to intense rioting post Mr Minopoly's election. Fighting is expected to continue.
Read moreSince the announcement of Crumble's new mayor, things have gotten real ugly. Riots are brewing on every corner, exploding into violent fights.
Read moreAnd the winner is… After what has been one of the busiest days in Crumble’s recent history, the votes for Crumble Mayor are finally in – with a shock victory for Mr Minopoly! Minopoly takes the cake… …and he’d probably eat it, too – just look at the rotund bugger. Goodness knows how he manages […]
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