This is a public service announcement. There’s a ruddy virus going around Crumble and it’s making folk real sick. Medical units from Overlord Command got in touch with the Bulletin and told us that it’s spreading ’cause you folk aren’t washing your damn hands after touching gross stuff (like yourselves). Granted, they also told us […]
Read moreSo, I’ve been hearing plenty of different stories from all of you about this wandering adventurer we gots here in Crumble. Thank you all for your letters, passing feedback, and for whichever one of you left a corpse with a note tied to it – the information has been very helpful (but please come collect […]
Read moreGeneral Archibald Archibald is looking for brave young men, women, and anyone else suitable to help him defend the innocent people of Crumble from the existential flora threat. You’d be forgiven for thinking Crumble is a safe, happy place. But not a few miles as the gullpidgeon flies to the northwest lies a terrible, monstrous […]
Read moreMorning all! If you’ve been around the town centre at any point today, you’ll have no doubt noticed that we have ourselves our very own Crumble heroic adventurer – finally! Now, I know you’ve all been waiting a long time for one of these … what was it that Johnny Wilkes used to call them […]
Read moreHi there, thanks for popping by and checking out your new favourite local publication, the Crumble Bulletin. Here at the Bulletin office, myself and my fellow teammates – Melvin, Higgins and Mary – are delighted to be able to bring you all the latest news, public announcements, entertainment and gossip, straight from the horse’s mouth. […]
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