Out in the Waste, there are few greater dangers than that of the spectacular Waste Beast. These massive creatures come in many shapes and sizes, but the vast majority employ spikes, claws, teeth, saw blades and occasionally acid to destroy – and subsequently devour – their prey.

Should you come across one of these horrifying creatures during your travels in the Central Oughta Go region, follow the three steps above.

There isn’t anything you can do to survive, but you can at least properly prepare yourself to cower and die snivelling.

– The Office of Mayor Minopoly