Overlord Command has just gotten in touch with Mary and said that there is a large Waste Beast prowling the foothills near the Queen’s Town-One Acre road, not far from Crumble.

Do not head in that direction!

According to the Overlord Mary spoke with, this creature “has been in the area on more than one occasion, and has already caught the taste of fleshy human skin.”

The robot also went on to explain that we should avoid the area where possible, so as to not encourage the beast to attack. However, it went to great lengths to note that we shouldn’t stress too much, for we “blood-bag-people” can always breed and “replace” the “units” that are eaten.

DO NOT TRAVEL. Stay in the town.

Wait a few days for the creature to move on. If it doesn’t, we’ll petition Overlord Command to take care of it on our behalf.

On another note, if you would like to nominate someone to trade to Command so that they will kill the Beast in return, please start considering names now.

– Flynn Harris