G’day all, it’s Murder Matt here for Murder Matt’s Magnficent Mayor Campaign.

Murder Matt’s Magnificent Mayor Campaign.

This is Crumble, right? We’re all Crumbleites. We know hardship. We know strength. We built this town on the backs of our ancestors, our blood in the soil, our broken bones being used to prop up new walls and roofs an’ that.

I’ve been there. I’ve broken backs to build businesses, I’ve mixed soil with blood, I’ve had broken bones propping up all sorts of things. In short: I. Know. Crumble. I can do business like Mr Minopoly, I can talk to people like Edwina Pacard, and I can scare the living shit out of passersby like Alex.

So do you want a mayor who can do one of those things, or all of the above?

Vote Right. Vote Murder Matt’s Magificent Mayor Campaign.

Murder Matt’s Magnificent Mayor Campaign.

– Murder Matt