Your blood isn’t your lifeblood. Your money is your lifeblood. Forget what’s in your body. Stop thinking about it. No, stop thinking about it.

You need a candidate who can handle your money, and knows what it takes to grow more. Because money buys happiness, and without it you can’t be happy.

We don’t need murder. We don’t need gossip. We don’t need outsiders coming to Crumble to tell us how to live. We need a solid platform for economic growth – making us all fatter, richer, and happier.

We need Mr Minopoly.

Vote smart this election.

Vote Mr Minopoly.

– Office of Mr Minopoly’s Campaign