So it looks like the new stash of votes is going to make this race a lot tighter than we expected. Just hold on a little longer, everybody. If you’re near a solid object, grab it! Unless it’s at crotch height, in which case please report it to the sheriff.
In the meantime, feast your eyes on this delectable little diddy:
We wait for the count
Held in suspense, it is long
I am really bored
– Flynn