So, I’ve been hearing plenty of different stories from all of you about this wandering adventurer we gots here in Crumble. Thank you all for your letters, passing feedback, and for whichever one of you left a corpse with a note tied to it – the information has been very helpful (but please come collect the corpse. It smells now).

More trouble than she’s worth?

It sounds like this gun-toting scally-wag is accepting jobs from you but then never actually completing them – or at least not telling you that she has if she bothered to do anything.

Just the other day, Mrs Robinson down the ways asked this adventurer to go shoot some wolfcats that were prowling around near her home at night. Did the hero ever return? No siree. Now one of ’em has gone and bitten her boy’s arm off.

Our very own Mary, even, asked this hero (and I use that italicisation as scathingly as possible) to help her sort out a lover’s quarrel with some trusty gun violence. Did Mary ever get her romantic spat fixed? No! Is Mary still stuck with the same douchey stalker? Yes! Do we need to help Mary out ourselves? Yes! Are we going to???

Eh…

I think this hero is a ruddy disaster, people. All she’s doing is random tasks for specific folk, ignoring everyone else, pissing off the Queen’s gang and robbing our homes when we aren’t looking.

Get in touch if you have ideas as to what we should be doing about it!

– Flynn Harris