Bulletin Updates, Issue #3

Stop letting Resisters stay in your homes – now you can die for it

You know, I really didn’t think I would have to write such a seemingly obvious post but here we are. I am dismayed, I despair, I am in great sadness, and it brings me no joy to have to remind you all that the Resisters are a terrorist group and that means, no, they can’t stay at your house.

Even if they are family, or you really like them on a personal level (though goodness knows why you would), they are Bad Guys and the sheriffs are after them. Unfortunately, that means that if you harbour them you too will become a Bad Guy and the sheriffs will be after you.

Please refer to my previous poster about what will happen to those who join this puppy-killing cult of terror. It did rather include the word “Execution” at the bottom.

Just to be clear, I’m suggesting that if a Resister stays at your home and you’re caught, the sheriffs will deal with you severely.

Again, to be absolutely clear, ‘severely’ here means death.

Slow death.

Just don’t do it, for mercy’s sake. Forget you ever knew them. They’re rubbish people anyway.

– Danny Leonardo the Third or Fourth Depending on Who You Ask

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