I know there’s been a lot of gossip around the town this past couple of days, so consider this the official statement from the Crumble Bulletin.

Melvin Li in prison

Yes, Melvin Li has been imprisoned. He was sentenced by Overlord Primarch to two weeks of Reparative Treatment and is unlikely to be able to appeal. Overlord unit D0-436 announced his charges this morning, just after two G-unit heavy soldiers and four H-unit not-so-heavy soldiers more or less evaporated his house with gunfire.

“Flesh creature Melvin dash Li has been taken to Command to undergo repairs,” stated D0-436 whilst standing on Melvin’s wife’s neck. “His charges include treason against the Overlords, publishing content that insults the Overlords, seeking to undermine the safety of Crumble via misleading propanda, and urinating in public.”

Any mail for Melvin should be redirected to the Crumble Bulletin office so we can read it on his behalf.

– Flynn Harris