Bulletin Updates, Issue #2

Repairs to stage underway

The third mayorship debate has been postponed due to repairs being needed on the stage. Most of it collapsed after the fire, and it took a while to pry Alex’s charred fingers off the desky thing (which survived, would you believe). Not to mention the fact that the Overlords are still reclaiming the lost melty bits of that F-Unit that popped. I saw Old Man McGregor try to steal a disembodied arm but they chased him off with plasma rifles and I haven’t seen him since.

Overlord Command told me that they’ll be back soon, so stay tuned while we bring you some alternate coverage of Election Season and we’ll come back to the debate soon!

Who knew politics could be so thrilling?

– Flynn Harris

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