Hi, mah name is Lucy Cohen an’ Flynn has been real kind enough to let me post in this here Bulletin.

I’m lookin’ for a nice person to be mah partner. Husband is what I was thinkin’. He should be smart, strong an’ kind, an’ I don’t rightly mind if he has a beard or not. I’d prefer he don’t smell too bad, but I’m not fussed by somethin’ as superficial as his number of limbs. One arm or four, I’ll love him if he loves me.

Oh, and mus’ be immune to axes.

Who am I?

I’m a petite female with two good arms an’ a smaller third one (just you wait till you sees what I can do with it). My passions include:

• Farmin’
• Paintin’
• Gettin’ angry at folk
• Drinkin’
• Dancin’
• Martial arts

If ya thinks ya want a good wife, please come find me at the pub. Just ask for Lucy Cohen, an’ bring protection…

…I’ll be testin’ ya in close combat to see if ya strong enough for me.