If your pansy ass isn’t outside the Curmble Bulletin right now, you’re gonna regret it.

I’m literally holding an axe as I write up this update. Someone just sharpened it with a skull. A SKULL. That means Ima ready for mobbing.

There’s a great turnout here tonight. I’m seeing people young, old, big, small, ugly, gorgeous. Oh my god she’s super gorgeous, look at her over there! Her third eye really brings out the colour in all three. Oh she’s got a boyfriend, damn. Aw man, he’s gorgeous too…

Anyway I’m durnk off my rockerflockermeblocker and I’m READY TO GO.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB! DEATH TO THE HEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

– Flynn The Badass