Twist!

Mayor Minopoly’s office, responding to our earlier poster calling on a perfectly legal and quite traditional angry mob for “protest” reasons, has banned mobs, angry mobs and “similar group-based aggression”. A spokesperson for the mayor dropped this poster off earlier this morning for us to display to the town…

Henceforth and forthwith, all activity that the newly populated sheriff’s office could consider a ‘mob’ will be subject to punishment, although the punishments aren’t very harsh. Probably still worth mobbing, to be fair. Having a roof over your head for 90 days isn’t a half bad experience, but I appreciate that’s under the expectance that the holes in the jail’s roof have been repaired and the creepy crawlies have stopped flooding in.

Hang tight, Crumble citizens. We’ll investigate the matter and get back to you with a new plan soon.

– Flynn