This bulletin post has been paid for by the Edwina Packard campaign. And she actually paid, too! Who would have thought that’d ever happen.

She’s got a good point, too. Is his gut, like, a condition or something? Most of us are starving. I don’t want to fat shame anybody because that’s a bit cruel and unnecessary (we can’t all control our weight!) but…like…the rest of the town is made up of stick insects and skeletons, you know?

Food for thought.

Food that Moppers will probably gobble. Fat bastard.

– Flynn Harris