Sorry to keep you all in suspense, people. I know most of you are keen for this to be over.

The council volunteers, now led by a replacement Head Counter who I don’t recognise but who has a big, wide face like a sieve, has just discovered a treasure trove of uncounted voting pamphlets that we hadn’t spotted before. Not sure where they came from, but this will probably set us back another hour.

Go do something else for a bit. Mercy knows we all wish we were.

– Flynn