SALE ON AT STEVE AND OLIVIA’S STICK CENTRE.

Get 50% off all STICKS. Big sticks, small sticks, doesn’t matter! Half price on all sticks at Steve and Olivia’s Stick Centre!

Why buy at Steve and Olivia’s Stick Centre?

Here’s why:

Got an octorat problem after Bob Harker’s stall got kicked over? HIT ‘EM WITH A STICK!

Children givin’ ya trouble after a hard day’s work? HIT ‘EM WITH A STICK!

Horrible monster trying to gobble ya for lunch? Chuck a stick in its mouth to stop it chewin’, then HIT ‘EM WITHANUTHA STICK!

50% off all sticks! Until April 30, or while stocks last.