Initial Results

The grinding cogs of

democracy spin ever

closer to their end.

Hot damn I’m a good poet.

Oh, um, right, what I’m trying to tell you with my extraordinary prosetry is that the first batch of results are available and, as you can see, Edwina Packard has slipped into the lead against her no doubt grumbling opponent, Mr Minopoly. But hang onto your hats and sew your ears back on, because we’re not far through the count yet, folks. I don’t want to hear any cheering.

NO CHEERING.

We’ll update you again when we have more.

– Town Council, via Flynn