Hi everyone. We’re looking for people – totally individual and on their own – to gather at the town square this evening (individually) in protest of the mayor, by ourselves.

We aren’t looking for groups, so please don’t bring your partners, children, pets or other undesirable relatives.

That is, of course, unless they are interested in protesting as individuals in a mass gathering of people on their own and who are only related to each other in the sense that they all dislike Mayor Minopoly and his immense corruption (and belly).

We really can’t stress the individual bit of this enough. We all want to follow the new laws because we’re good citizens – so please turn up on your own, but with other people (also on their own), if you can get them to come (on their own).

– Flynn